Thursday, November 15, 2007

Feeling Dumb?

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body" -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward .


"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President


(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .

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